I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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