i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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