Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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