is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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