He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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