let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
