He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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