once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
where are my eyebrows?
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