ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Enjoy the penises
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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