I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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