This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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