Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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