You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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