honey bunches of taint.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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