At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize