I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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