i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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