Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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my being single is dangerous.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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