She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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