is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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