i think i have herpe
just one?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
