You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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