So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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