all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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