May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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