I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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