not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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