I got chris browned last night
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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