I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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