super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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