am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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