Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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