That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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