Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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