You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
