do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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