Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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