Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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