stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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