Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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