There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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