Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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