brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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