it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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