none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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