I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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