And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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