How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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