Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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