I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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