There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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