the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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