So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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