And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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