did you get engaged???
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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