guys are only as good as the porn they watch
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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