just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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