did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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