Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
barbara walters just said penis...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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