quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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